Thursday, May 24, 2007

Welcome to the House of Leaves

welcome to the house on Ash Tree Lane, the House of Leaves, the nameless, shapeless monster that will consume your fears and your dreams alike.


why am i even here? i have fallen into the pit of mediocrity, just like you. but rather than continue falling to my death, i will not be beaten by this foolish, parasitic web host. have no fear, my personal life will be well hidden from your public view.


when i return, do not be afraid, i am not the growl in the dark, only the whisper of madness in your ear.